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CrateClip XL
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"For when 'secure' isn't secure enough."
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The MegaMeal Cookbook
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"Recipes that will haunt your dreams and your dinner guests."
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Puppy Rescue
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"Sustainably sourced, ethically questionable. For the discerning human palate."
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Snuggaloids
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"They watch you sleep."
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The Dip
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"What is it? You don't want to know. But you *need* it."
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