Information We Do Not Collect

The Corporate Privacy Division operates under a strict doctrine of minimal data philosophy. This site collects no personal information about you. We do not:

• Track your behavior across the site with analytics tools
• Use cookies to identify or follow you
• Store your IP address or device information
• Integrate third-party tracking pixels or beacons
• Require login credentials to view content
• Sell, rent, or share any data with third parties

What We Do Store Locally

For your convenience, we store your preferences in your browser only:

• theme — Your light/dark mode preference
• hue — Your custom color hue override
• megameal-cart — Your shopping cart contents (if using the store)
• megameal-sponsored-window-dismissed — Whether you've dismissed the sponsor overlay this session

These are stored only in your browser. We never see them. They are deleted when you clear your browser cache.

Third-Party Resources

This site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages, a global content delivery network. Cloudflare's privacy policy applies to their infrastructure logs (IP, request metadata). We do not control or access this data.

Cloudflare's privacy practices: cloudflare.com/privacypolicy

Your Rights

Under GDPR, CCPA, and similar privacy frameworks:

• You have the right to know what data we collect (answer: nothing about you)
• You have the right to request your data (answer: we don't have it)
• You have the right to deletion (answer: clear your browser, you're done)
• You have the right to object to tracking (answer: we don't track)

Changes to This Policy

If this policy changes, we will update it here. Check back occasionally, though we expect minimal changes given that we collect nothing.