🚧 AISLE TEMPORARILY CLOSED 🚧
PARDON OUR TEMPORAL DUST!
TEMPORAL GOODS INVENTORY SYSTEM v7.1.3a
AISLE RECALIBRATION IN PROGRESS…
ESTIMATED RESTOCK TIME: [ERROR: CHRONOMETER FLUCTUATING]
REASON: NEW SHIPMENT FROM QUASAR QUADRANT X-7
STATUS: SHELVES BEING STOCKED WITH PARADOX-FREE PRODUCTS
The section you’re trying to visit is currently unavailable as our gnomes and robots are hard at work.
This could be due to one or more of the following reasons:
- We’re unpacking a fresh shipment of rare artifacts and exotic goods.
- The aisle is undergoing routine temporal stabilization to ensure product integrity.
- A rogue chroniton field temporarily displaced the inventory (we’re working on it!).
- This area is being prepared for an exclusive, time-limited product drop.
- Our inventory sprites are on a union-mandated coffee break.
WHAT’S NEXT?
Our team is working diligently to get this section back online. We anticipate new and exciting products will be available here shortly. Please check back soon, or sign up for our temporal newsletter for updates on new arrivals and store events!
WHILE YOU WAIT…
Why not explore some of our other fully stocked aisles? We have a wide selection of goods from across the multiverse!
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TEMPORAL GOODS CUSTOMER SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
“Patience, valued customer! Great things take time… and sometimes a bit of temporal tinkering. We appreciate your understanding as we enhance your shopping experience across the epochs.”
— The Management, Temporal Goods Inc.
Thank you for your patronage. We are committed to providing a seamless shopping experience across all timelines.
TEMPORAL GOODS INC. • “YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP, YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW!”