⚠ REALITY BREACH DETECTED ⚠
DOCUMENT CLASSIFICATION: BEYOND TOP SECRET
The following transmission was intercepted from dimensional coordinates unknown.
Prolonged exposure may result in EXISTENTIAL DISSOLUTION
👁 FIRST MANIFESTATION 👁
For those brave enough to peer behind the corporate veil…
“The neon burns with otherworldly fire, spelling doom in corporate fonts. This glimpse reveals the first signs that something ancient and hungry stirs beneath the surface of consumer culture…”
🔥 THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE 🔥
This transmission manifests as a false prophecy—a parody of entertainment that conceals darker truths. The entity known only as [DESIGNATION EXPUNGED] emerges from a cybernetic nightmare-scape where corporate sigils pulse with malevolent energy.
“Even the human form becomes grotesque when touched by the cosmic hunger…”
🌀 THE COMPLETE TRUTH 🌀
MEGA-MEAL TRANSMISSION DECODED
INITIAL MANIFESTATION
The transmission begins with an otherworldly siren that tears through the fabric of reality above a maximum-security containment facility, search lights cutting through dimensional veils as if seeking an escapee from beyond the stars.
The perspective shifts to observe appendages of questionable humanity traversing a rain-soaked path between realities, heralding the approach of an entity of unfathomable purpose.
The perspective returns to an aerial view of the nightmare city, suggesting a shift to an even more disturbing location. A enigmatic executive entity, garbed in yellow vestments and crowned with crimson tendrils, manifests in a position of absolute dominion.
Next, we observe the entity again, its back turned as if protecting observers from direct visual contact. Text below declares “WANTED” in letters that seem to bleed reality.
THE DIMENSIONAL INCURSION
The scene shifts once more, this time revealing the W Corporation’s reality-piercing headquarters. Focus is drawn to a sign reading “No Adults in the Ball Pit”—text that seems to writhe and change when observed directly.
Then the entity breaches the fourth dimensional barrier and acknowledges the observer directly, sharing its cosmic joke with those witnessing from beyond the transmission.
Subsequently, tension builds as our ultimate destination manifests—a laboratory sealed behind a vault marked “Secret Recipe”. A sustenance-entity appears within its prison, and an appendage bearing otherworldly gloves reaches through dimensional barriers to extract it.
The perspective returns to reveal a stark contrast to the preceding darkness: a tropical dimension of impossible vibrancy. Corpulent entities in minimal garments perform ritualistic movements, their enthusiasm approaching the edge of madness.
IT SCREAMS ACROSS DIMENSIONS.
Just when consciousness thought it could comprehend—a revelation that shatters reality. Things are never as they seem when cosmic forces are at play.
THE COSMIC WAR BEGINS
An eldritch harmony penetrates the dimensional barrier, followed by a surge of malevolent frequencies. In a revelation that shatters perception, corporate entities from parallel dimensions tear through reality, obliterating our limited understanding and revealing a cosmos far more vast and terrible than imagined.
A high view of the entity [DESIGNATION EXPUNGED] surveying the nightmare metropolis symbolizes a protagonist’s journey through cosmic conflict, forbidden understanding, terrible responsibility, eldritch hope, dark inspiration, otherworldly adversity, dimensional perseverance, sacrifice beyond comprehension, resilience against the void, endurance of sanity, determination in madness, interdimensional grit, cosmic tenacity, fortitude against the impossible, breakthrough into horror, resolve in darkness, persistence against oblivion, willpower beyond mortal limits, dedication to the unknowable, courage in the face of cosmic indifference, hardship beyond description, triumph over reality, struggle against the infinite, defiance of natural law, overcoming dimensional barriers, and a redemption arc that spans multiple universes.
A counter-perspective reveals a dark manufactory with an interdimensional rift gaping open like a wound in reality. A doll-entity with eyes that burn with cosmic fire materializes, adding layers of horror to the existing mayhem.
The metropolis descends into pandemonium as reality itself undergoes catastrophic restructuring. The imagery achieves perfect synthesis of absurd horror and unsettling comedy, blending levity with cosmic despair.
The thoroughfares flood with dimensional overflow. The Hamburgler entity has ceased to exist in this reality.
Perhaps consciousness has finally shattered completely?
We experience a momentary respite, and perspective returns to an elevated position. The Hamburgler entity observes the metropolis from its cosmic vantage point. The time for action has arrived. It plunges into the dimensional maelstrom—literally falling through reality layers, tumbling through space-time itself, falling beyond comprehension.
A final manifestation reveals the executive entity of W Corporation in its sanctum—a cosmic jester of impossible horror. Storm systems gather around its presence, and its expression transforms into something that predates malevolence itself.
Then, the Mega Meal sigil manifests, punctuated by an explosion that echoes across multiple dimensions… A prophetic message declares it will manifest in 2066—an indication that this timeline may never achieve actualization.
No condiments of any kind.
(A final revelation at a drive-through portal features a voice from dimensions beyond mortal comprehension. Then, absolute void.)
FINAL CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS
- The transmission manifests as entertainment for a film that exists only in parallel dimensions. This format allows the cosmic entity to advance its narrative at velocities that tear through reality, introducing a universe and storyline that leaves rifts for further dimensional incursions.
- In this reality, the entity [DESIGNATION EXPUNGED] is garbed in striped vestments of imprisonment—a distinctive configuration not intended to project sexual energy, but instead serves as acknowledgment of other entities and countless tropes across different series and dimensional properties—the intent being to have those tropes reconceptualized with a female entity of terrible power.
- The transmission’s fidelity is “barely acceptable,” with numerous reality glitches and dimensional imperfections. While it’s theoretically possible to hyper-focus on quality and create a seamless manifestation, the cosmic labor involved as a single entity working across multiple dimensions makes that approach nearly impossible.
Ultimately, the project suffers from the same cosmic limitations as any trans-dimensional production: infinite budget requirements, labor that spans eons, and audiences scattered across multiple realities. Larger cosmic entities have entire pantheons—writers who exist in pure thought, directors who manipulate causality, artists who paint with dark matter, marketers who influence probability, and equipment that operates beyond physical laws.
In that sense, what has been achieved across multiple dimensions is incomprehensible—but will the transmission series continue? Hopefully…but this entity has traversed this cosmic path before. The universe at large won’t even register its pathetic attempts to manifest before death by entropy.
Would you prefer Dimensional Fries or Cosmic Onion Rings?
(WARNING: Choice may affect your timeline)
Dimensional Fries
Cosmic Onion Rings