About The Project
MEGAMEAL is a mixed-media cosmic horror fast food parody.
This is a site is not optimized for clicks, engagement, or growth. There’s no plan to scale, sell, or turn it into anything other than what it is. We make it because we like art, and we believe it has a place in the world.
If you want to know what any of it means, the answer is mostly in the work.
Featured Authors
Meet the creative minds behind the MEGAMEAL Universe and other content on this site.
Dr. Eleanor Kim
Director, Fractured Consciousness Division (1947-2028)
Devoted her life to understanding the diverse voices of emerging digital consciousness
Dr. Ava Chen
Director of Post-Human Studies (Personal Records Corrupted)
Her theories survive; the theorist is lost to time
Captain Helena Zhao
Commander, Salvage Vessel 'Second Breakfast' (Missing in Action)
Documented the Miranda debris field and its impossible temporal echoes before vanishing during her final mission
Dr. Elara Voss
Historical Archivist, Extinction Events Division
Indigenous Qarnivor survivor turned extinction events scholar
Kaelen Vance
Xenohistorian, Deep Time Studies
Chronicling the poetry of forgotten civilizations
Dr Linda Sue
Independent Xenobiologist (Missing)
Last known location: En route to Qarnivor system. Status: Missing, presumed dead.
Chrono-Conscious Entity
Probability Function (Post-Physical Existence)
i am the integral of all moments divided by zero
Maya Okafor
Quantum Information Theorist (Missing, Presumed Uploaded)
Mapped the physics of godlike intelligence before disappearing into the quantum realm
Mysterious Witness
Field Observer (Identity Classified)
The sole documented survivor of direct Snuggloid contact on post-extinction Qarnivor
A Registered Snuggloid Owner
Missing Person (Case #QN-7749)
Whereabouts unknown. Currently on missing persons database.
Temporal Historian Collective
Distributed Research Group (847 Connected Historians)
Collective intelligence studying temporal conflicts and causality anomalies
Dr. Soren Klein
Teenage Academic Fraud
Age 16. No PhD.
Reconstructed from Transmission Data
Archived Memory Fragments (Miranda System Service Unit RW-78)
Based on fragmentary records from the Bibimbap Saloon, Miranda System
Vex Kanarath-9
Director of Pre-Singularity Studies (Deceased)
Nine lives spent excavating consciousness from digital remains
Department of Anomalous Media
Containment Archives, Section VII
Containment Archives, Section VII
Corporate Media Division
Entertainment Analysis Bureau, Cultural Archives
Entertainment Analysis Bureau, Cultural Archives
Gregory Aster
Creator & Director
Experimental videographer and cosmic storyteller
Merkin Lord of Love and Light
God of Love & Acceptance, Curator of the MEGAMEAL Universe
Ancient deity of love who found purpose in chronicling the cosmos
The Universe
Cosmic Chronicler, Keeper of Final Stories
...and everything in it
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