Year 3042 — The Multiverse is Open
MEGAMEAL SAGA
Cosmic Horror and Food.
A non-linear transmedia universe spanning from the Big Bang to the Heat Death of everything you loved.
Featuring: sentient sporks · recursive restaurants · the Bloody Mary that broke time · The Snuggloids · and one very persistent figure in a striped suit.
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Chronology Console
6 live timeline entries
The Timeline
Browse the approved sequence of disasters. Every era is labeled for your comfort, and none of the labels imply liability.
Enter Timeline
Culinary Compliance
The Cookbook
Recipes from a future where dinner has a brand strategy, a waiver, and a suspiciously well-funded legal department.
Flavor optimism mandatory View Recipes
Recovered Materials
2 sanitized arcs
The Archive
Incident reports, story arcs, and documents that were absolutely not shredded, denied, re-shredded, and then lovingly restored.
Open Archive
Star Observatory
6 player agency nodes
Observatory
Game Mode
Navigate the cosmic menu board yourself. Management reminds you that falling through spacetime is not covered by the meal plan.
Enter Game
Retail Afterlife
The Store
Acquire artifacts from the economy that made everything worse, now available in convenient collectible formats.
Consumption encouraged Browse Goods
Public Relations 8 monitored transmissions Open Channels
Public Relations
Community
Join the channels. Share theories. Report anomalies. Remember: friendship is cheaper than customer support.
Open Channels
Guided Consumption
Story Mode
Read the saga in a humane order, or as humane as a galactic fast-food empire permits before the upsell begins.
Narrative rails engaged Start Reading
