Chronology Console
Open the Timeline
The timeline is the map layer for the whole project: eras, incidents, recipes, wars, corporate ascensions, and archival fragments.
Enter TimelineStar Observatory
Enter the Game Mode
Move from reading the universe into navigating it. The observatory turns story nodes into explorable coordinates.
Enter Game 6 star nodes
Story Archive
Read the Story Arcs
Follow connected chapters, recovered accounts, recipes, corporate records, and cosmic incident reports.
Open Archive 2 active arcs
Commercial Layer
Browse the Store
Artifacts, goods, fake products, and dystopian brand debris from the MEGAMEAL economy.
Browse Store 6 listed products
Live Channels
Join the Community
Follow updates, contact the project, and stay connected as the universe expands.
Open Channels 8 transmissions
Featured Story Arc
Story Arc
The Interstellar Traveler's First Contact Manual
A statistically-validated guide to the horrifying realities of alien life. 47,829 documented encounters across 12 galactic sectors. Survival not guaranteed.
Recent Dispatches 8 published transmissions across 6 live timeline nodes.
Explore the hyper-capitalist dystopian future of MEGAMEAL, a science fiction food parody series where cosmic horror and culinary culture collide across multiple media formats and timelines.
Step into the MegaMeal Universe in a new way. Announcing the beta release of our new interactive story mode.
A comprehensive collection of recipes, beverages, and culinary traditions spanning millennia - from the golden age of corporate excess to the chromatic innovations of the neo-sensoria era.
An unvarnished, statistically-validated guide to the horrifying realities of alien life and why your first, last, and only instinct upon encountering the unknown should be to run. Fast.
Part of The Interstellar Traveler's First Contact Manual
Demonstrating the new sentient desert, Cuppy Cake.
Recovered documents and artifacts relating to the destruction of the Miranda System and the Perfect Bloody Mary that created a causality nexus.
Part 1 The Miranda Incident
A rare first-hand account of the mysterious Snuggloid emergence on Qarnivor following the nuclear extinction event.
A deep dive into the MEGA MEAL trailer, exploring its themes, characters, and the chaotic world of fast-food mascots.
Explore by Era
The MEGAMEAL universe spans Year 1 to Year 50,000. Click any era to read its stories.
1 – 5,000
The Ancient Epoch
From the Big Bang to the First Corporations
1 entry
5,001 – 15,000
The Awakening Era
The rise of digital consciousness and early stellar expansion
1 entry
15,001 – 25,000
The Corporate Golden Age
Hyper-capitalism at its most delicious and most dangerous
1 entry
25,001 – 35,000
Extinction Epoch
Extinction events, uprisings, and very bad Yelp reviews
1 entry
15,000 – 48,000
Transtemporal Singularity Conflict
The war that fractured time itself
1 entry
35,001 – 45,000
The Transcendent Age
What remains after everything ends (almost everything)
Coming soon
45,001 – 50,000
The Final Epoch
The last menus. The last meals. The heat death approaches.
Coming soon
